are you still at the devil's house?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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