Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
