Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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