That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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