brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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