My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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