No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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