It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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