I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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