he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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