I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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