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(248): View more from Michigan

piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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(949): View more from California

I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful

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(314): View more from Missouri

He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.

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(360): View more from Washington

im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place

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(303): View more from Colorado

So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water

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(513): View more from Ohio

The air taste purple.

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