i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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