Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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