smell my finger.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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