hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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