my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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