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Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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