She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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