just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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