YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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