that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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