Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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