I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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