oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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