I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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