i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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