I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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