I accidentally burped into my bong.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
