just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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