Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Boobs speak an international language.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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