We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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