Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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