she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Found your dick twin last night
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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