and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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