When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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