We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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