great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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