So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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