i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I looked at my own cervix.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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