ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just google imaged poop.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I just found a bag of teeth...
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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