Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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