I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
