Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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