Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
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