Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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