how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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