thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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