Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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