how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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