Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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