According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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