At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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