just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
either way he was missing a nipple.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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