i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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