I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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